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2006.05.31

夢オチ

いつものように書店でレジで接客をしていたときのことです。

この日は珍しく忙しい日で、電車が来るたびにお客さんが入れ替わる……そんな日でした。それで何を思うことなく入り口に目をやっていたのですよ。

しかしそのとき2人組みの警官が入ってきてですね、まっさきにこちらにやってきたのです。

なにか近所で事件でもあったのかな? なんて思いながら怪しい人がいなかったかを考えているまにも警官たちは目の前に立っています。そしていきなり

『逮捕する』

なんて言ってきたわけです。

当然ぼくは全く身に覚えがない。『容疑はなんだ』と言うまもなく、差し出した手にはガチャリと手錠がはめられています。

そこで初めて警官が容疑を言ったのですよ。『お前、さっきこれを小学生に売っただろ。これは18歳未満の子供には販売できないことになっている』

そう言いながら懐から取り出したのはなんと魔法先生ネギま。そんな馬鹿なと思いながらも、逮捕されてしまったことへのショックでなにもしゃべれずに、しかしそれでもなにか抗議しようとしているところで、冷や汗をかいて飛び起きましたとさ。

なんて夢を見ました。
その日の寝る前、ヨドバシのゲームコーナーで『CERO18』は18歳未満には売れないよというのを見たからかと……いや、その近くにねぎマのソフト(CERO18)がありまして、ネギまは学生服を着ていたら売ってもらえないのかと感心してしまいました。

学園モノなのに学生に売っちゃいけないってww

いつかは本屋もねぎマを中高生に売れなくなる時代がいつの日かくるのかなあ……昔はコンシューマのソフトを買うのに18禁なんて想像もしませんでしたから、いつかは少年漫画にも18禁がつくのかもしれません。

『少年マガジンに載っている魔法先生ネギまは、18歳未満には相応しくない可能性があります。もしもあなたが18歳未満だったら、読み飛ばしてください。また、コミックを買うことは禁じられています』

超イヤ。

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