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2006.06.24

行けるか!? ツンデレFAX!

本を注文するときに、出版社にFAXを流すけど、数字だけ書いてなにも書かないのはちょっと悲しい。

そこで僕はいつも『よろしくお願いいたします』みたいなことを書いて出しているのですが……それでもちょっと他人行儀みたいでよろしくないような気がします。

そこで今回は、気の利いた台詞でも考えてみようかな、と。題して『ツンデレ発注』

 

これを思いついたのが、職場の本屋に行く途中の通勤電車。それから仕事中はずっと『生暖かいこと』ばかり考えていました。では、その成果を。

 

『バカッ、意外と面白いじゃないのよっ!』

これは『すごく面白かったよ』と言いたいけど、素直になれなくてこんな風にしか言えない見たいなニュアンスでいくと◎。しかしちょっとツンデレにしては素直すぎるでしょうか。

 

『もう、忙しいんだから最初からもっと入れてよね!』

うーん。
駄目だ。そのまんまのツンでしかないですね。隠すべきデレがないのでNG。
もうちょっとひねくれなければ。

 

『わ、私は別に面白くなかったけど、お客さんが面白いって言うから、しょうがなく置いてあげるんだからね!』

これは使い方とタイミングによっては諸刃の剣となる可能性が。いや、デメリットしか見つからない。

本当は面白かったけど、それがツンデレで素直になれないとこうなってしまうわけで。
うーん。

 

『ア、アンタんところの本なんて、立ち読みされてボロボロなんだから!』

お。なんかビビッと来るものが……。
これは、たくさんお客さんが来てるからもっと入荷してね(ハート)という気持ちを素直に言い表せない感情を見事に表現してませんか。してないですか。はい。

 

まとめ

今回1つはっきりしたことがあります。
ツンデレはかなり上級者にならないと会話に取り込むのが難しいようです。

普段からツンデレっぽい彼女がいるとイメージしやすいのでしょうが、実際にはそんなイベントもないわけで。

行ってくるかなあ……ツンデレ喫茶。

ちなみにこの記事はかけるんさんのこの記事にインスパイヤされて書きました。

『べ・・別に、御社の売上を伸ばしてあげようとか思ってるわけじゃないんだからねっ』

って言うのは久々にヒットしましたw

 

まだまだ考えれば出てきそうですね。
しばらくは退屈せずにすみそうです。

ちなみに、言わなくても分かると思いますが、ここに書いてあることを本当に出版社に送ると、何が起こるかわからないので注意してくださいね♪

参考文献
ツンデレ大全
出版:INFOREST

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Comments

記事を書いて、あれ・・・コメントで反応がないなぁ とか思ってたら
しっかりこちらで記事になってましたかw
ちなみにオイラはとても無愛想に数字だけでFAXです・・。
コメント欄がある注文書にはなんか書くこともありますが。

なんか、改めてみるとツンデレテンプレからはちょっとずれてますね^^;

Posted by: かけるん | 2006.06.25 at 17:32

ええ。
あの記事にはかなり笑わせてもらいましたよw

ぼくはツンデレに関してはあまり詳しくないのでこれが限界ですが、いやみ無しにツンデレキャラを創るのはとても難しいことが判明しましたw

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